Gwar ticket give away

Gwar, Richmond’s masters of insane on stage antics, land their spaceship in Washington DC on Thursday the 29th of December 2010 at the 9:30 Club. If you’ve never seen them then you just don’t know what you’re missing. And you don’t have to take my word for it, even the very non-metal Moby said Gwar is the best live band ever (here) just last year. They are certainly entertaining and offensive. I mean, at what other concert this holiday season are you going to see Sarah Palin murdered on stage? I know you want to see that. This, the Bloody Pit Of Horror Tour, also brings along opening acts The Casualties, Infernaeon and Mobile Deathcamp.

And luckily the 9:30 Club is again letting me hold a contest to give a pair of tickets away to one lucky reader of I held a similar contest for the Sword a couple weeks ago and it went really well. This time to enter all you have to do is tell me which celebrity you’d like to see get the Gwar treatment on stage in the comments below. Keep it civil though, I don’t need to get sued for hosting threats to people’s lives on here. On Christmas day, December 25th, at noon EST I’ll pick one of the commenters below at random to win the free pair of tickets as the most metal gift you’ll get this year. Be sure to use a valid email that you check regularly when you post your comment as that is what I will use to contact the winner (you don’t have to put your email in the comment itself though).

Gwar at the 9:30 ClubMultiple entries will be disqualified, so don’t be a dick and enter more than once. I’ll know if you’re using multiple email accounts! If I haven’t gotten a response back from the winner within 24 hours, I will pick another winner Sunday the 26th at noon. Note that this concert is at the 9:30 Club in Washington, DC so if you cannot make it to the show there on a Thursday night please don’t enter. Also of note, I will not add your email address to any mailing list or sell it to junk mail spammers or anything annoying like that. I hate that shit too. I just need it to get in contact with the winner. If you just can’t wait to get tickets, or if the contest is over when you read this, you can purchase tickets via TicketFly here for $22. And while I can’t enter my own contest, I’d like to say Michael Vick gets my vote. Please note that I, Metal Chris, am not an actual celebrity so I cannot be entered below, though if ya gotta go dying by the hands of Gwar is a pretty metal way to do it. Now check out this funny Xmas video where Gwar goes Christmas caroling.

UPDATE: There were 27 entries into the contest, and I used to generate a number, each commentor given the number their comment appears in. The lucky winner is #2 Metal Dave! Don’t worry though, you can still get tickets to the show through Ticket Fly for $22 here. Also, it looks like Justin Beiber was the run away winner in votes for who you all want to see mangled by Gwar. Happy holidays, festivus, necro-Kwanzaa or whatever it is you feel like celebrating/drinking to.


  1. It’s tough to top Sarah Palin. Your Michael Vick vote would be right up there but for something original let’s go with Mel Gibson. Just for fun of course.

  2. Celeb to butcher? Justin Bieber.

  3. My vote is for Kanye West.

  4. Michael J. Fox

  5. Snooki.

  6. A bus-full of retards.

    But that mass slaughter should be interrupted by Kanye West, who is then slaughtered.

  7. Probably not going to win any brownie points here but I’d sayyyyy Lars from METALLICA ruined my napster as a kid and I still haven’t forgave him lol not to mention that they just arent what they used to be.

  8. Me me me me me me me me me!

  9. well, someone already said Justin Beiber so I am gonna say Pete Wentz from Fail out Fags.

  10. Megan Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church!

  11. Too many, but I’ll go with John McCain. The guy is old as hell, if they kill him on stage, he’ll probably come back as a zombie anyway. It’d be so wrong, which makes it so right for GWAR

  12. Dane Cook. That guy has it coming!

  13. It’s time for Gwar to take out Glenn Beck to end 2010!

  14. Bieber. Hands down. Ass up.

  15. Hunter Jackson

  16. Joe the Policeman from the Whats Goin Down episode of Thats My Momma


  18. Hayley Williams – If the stories are true, she’s been a sellout since the beginning. Tsk tsk.

  19. Meeeeee!

  20. Justin Bieber!

  21. lebron james needs to plundered by oderous…

  22. An Elephant and a Donkey in red and blue ties. Hey, when in Rome…

  23. I think Katy Perry would be a good choice! DEEEECAPITATED!

  24. I would like to see Pope Benedict XVI murdered on-stage. Such would palliate my otherwise miserable existence!

  25. I vote Fox News personality, Glen Beck

  26. Change my mind, I’d like to see the death of Fox News personality Bob Beckel for this bullshit:


  28. She is the worst person in the world.

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