It’s that time of year again, the weather is getting colder and you’re starting to hear holiday music when you venture out in public. This can only mean one thing: Gwar will be playing at the 9:30 Club soon! Sunday, November 17th to be precise (that’s this Sunday!). I’ve been commanded by my slave master Oderus Urungus to bring more lambs to the slaughter and so one of you (un)lucky DCHM readers will win a pair of tickets to attend this very massacre concert. To enter just leave a comment on this post letting me know which celebrity you’d like to see get the brutal Gwar treatment on stage at the show. At 5pm EST this Friday, November 15th, a winner will be chosen at random (using Random.org) from all valid entries to win the tickets. Be sure to use a valid email you check regularly so I can contact you if you win. Don’t worry, I won’t add you to any spam lists or sell your info or anything sleazy like that. If I haven’t heard back from the winner in 24 hours another winner will be chosen at random. If you can’t wait to see if you win or the contest is already over when you read this, then you can get tickets from Ticket Fly for $25 here.
If you’ve never seen Gwar live before then get ready for a truly religious experience! Our alien masters are known for putting on the goriest live show in the universe and you’ll be covered in blood, bile and worse by the time it’s over, a truly epic baptism by mosh pit. But before Gwar even dominates the 9:30 Club stage there will be sets by other bands as well. Iron Reagan is a crossover/punk band with Tony Foresta (Municipal Waste vocalist), Landphil Hall (Municipal Waste, Cannabis Corpse) and Ryan Parrish (ex-Darkest Hour drummer) and they’re going to shred your faces off! Starting off the festivities is the aptly named A Band Of Orcs. If you’ve ever wondered what it would sound like if monstrous orcs from Lord Of The Rings formed a metal band then get there early to find out. These guys are more Tolkien than Gorgoroth! Still not sure if you should go? Then check out these awesome music videos by the bands playing the show as you think up your entry!
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Miley Cyrus
Peter North is due for a comeback…
the pope.
Something came up, so unfortunately I won’t be able to make Gwar this Sunday. Please, do not count me in for the giveaway. Thanks again for your great page!
Hmm, I’d love to see members of the Westboro Baptist Church mutilated on stage. If only it were real…
Justin Bieber.
Ted Cruz
Don Johnson
John Mayer
Justin Beiber
Take your pick of the Kardashians.
Kim Kardashian….any of the Kardashians would work.
Miley Cyrus give her a twerk out GWAR style.
A slow painful death for Ted Nugent
Hmmm aside from the obvious choices that are currently popular, id like to see The singer from Ghost get torn to pieces!
Gene Simmons
The situation
Miley Cyrus bear suit!
JFK
Since Miley is already overrepresented here I’m going to go with Lance Armstrong
Kanye West
Ritchie Incognito
Please I’ve never sen them in concert and I really really wanna goooooooo! I’d like to see Kermit get GWARed because all kids need to be introduced to GWAR!
Gaga
Nick Cage
Paris Hilton
Nic Cage, of course!
Ahmedinejad.
NICKELBACK
Robin Thicke
North West
Dan Snyder
RG3. nothin wrong with the man, it would just be shocking and silly. miley, kanye, or beibs is too catty.
ok ok what about daft punk? twoofer!
Nicki Minaj
Kanye west
Ted Cruz
Fred Phelps
Paul Reubens
Chris Brown.
Meryl Streep. I hate that bitch.
Robin Thicke. I would dance in his entrails.
Kanye and Kim, no question
Kerry King
Everyones going with celebrities that they disapprove of. Why not make it more like jello wrestling and go with Milla Jovovich?
Ted Cruz
Miley Cyrus
Chris Brown
Id like to see more hitler!
bieber